Top Sardarji Jokes in India

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?

-Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?

-Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could write in his checkbook other than him if he lost his checkbook?

Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?

- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

Banta Singh was painting his house on a very hot day. His friend was passing by and noticed that Banta was wearing two jackets, so he asked Banta "Why are you wearing two jackets?". Banta replied "Because, the directions on the can said to put on two coats."

A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

-They're there for those who don't drink.

Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

-So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!" "I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"

A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid." Then the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when I shall feel the need to get some breeze in this summer all I have to do is roll down the window."

Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?

-He didn't know which "one" came first...

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. Elated he decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If I can tell you the correct number of sheepes in the herd, can you give me one sheep?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir" he gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheepes" The farmer said with Amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said "I'll give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"