Only in Mumbai

* Only in Mumbai....will a man go to sleep thinking of Pamela Anderson

* Only in Mumbai...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

* Only in Mumbai...we get information about what's happening in the U.S.A. but not what's happening on the streets in your area.

* Only in Mumbai...we order either pav bhaji or masala dosa or chicken fry for lunch and finish it with a chai.

* Only in Mumbai...will you find that we know the vital statistics of all hollywood actresses.

* Only in Mumbai...do we leave cars worth lakhs of rupees on the roads and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the building garage.

* Only in Mumbai...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

* Only in Mumbai...do we buy designer wear of designers we know do not even exist.

* Only in Mumbai...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" Meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

* Only in Mumbai...do you get more holidays in a year than you work.

* Only in Mumbai...we get seriously affected by things like Bill Clinton's affairs & Andre Agassi's heroics off court.

* Only in Mumbai...we will talk for hours about a person called Hrithik as if he were the only person alive.

* Only in Mumbai...do international pop stars have to personally visit people's house toilets to stage a show here.