The Spice Girl Job Application

15> In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really,
really, want this job.

14> Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your
hooters?

13> Would it, like, bother you to be the target of unrelenting
hatred?

12> How would you best describe yourself?
( ) An energetic self-starter
( ) A team player
( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet

11> True or false: A mosh pit is the seed of the mosh fruit.

10> "I am willing to trade sexual favors for a career in the music
industry." ( )Yes ( )No

9> How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar?

8> Does nudity bother you? If so, should I put my clothes back on?

7> Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of
individual free will in light of the deterministic theories of
neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology.
Just kidding!! Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?

6> Are you deceptively attractive in colored or stroboscopic light?

5> Choose an appropriate nickname: Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Chlamydia.

4> Have you ever been convicted of combining vertical and
horizontal stripes?

3> If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometers,
and 75 kilometers an hour, respectively, how would you look in
spandex?

2> Does the term "force majeure in perpetuity" make you afraid or
just giggly?

and the Number 1 Question on the Spice Girl Job Application...

1> If required as part of your deal with Satan, would you be
willing to help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness?