One night, this was the night of August 9th, 2005, I was sitting in my room, reading ghost stories on this website. Then I heard walking up the stairs, slowly. Then I heard a knock at my door. (It was really creepy because I was reading the story about the couple in the woods and the car got stuck, and he said he would knock when he comes back) Then I looked at my door, startled. Then in pops this purple penguin, and he spoke to me. He said, "Penguins attack!" then his posse of purple penguins picked me up and took me to their sanctuary where they sacrafice anal dwelling butt monkeys every tuesday night. They told me that they were going to change their ways and start sacraficing humans ever tuesday night, and that I would be the first. They told me their reason of sacraficing humans, they said it was because we are over populating and that the purple penguins will have world domination. Then they tried to tie me to a tree so they could sacrafice me. I went kungfoo on them, that's why you don't see purple penguins running around anymore....thanks to MUAH! I killed their little klan, it's called the A.O.T.L.P.P. which stands for the "association of the little purple penguins". People say I should see a therapist or something, I think I'm handling it fine! Well, I hope you have enjoyed my true scary story. I hope it doesn't give you nightmare's....I'm scared to go to the zoo now! But you should write yourself a note: if you see a purple penguin, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!