You may not believe me but this has happened to me twice, I farted really loud in class and everyone laughed at me. But that has nothing to do with the story I have to tell you. Try not to pee your pants, but when you're done reading this, you might want to check your pants just incase!

Anyways, one summer night, after I had gotten home from the zoo, I was sitting on my couch watching T.V. (the discovery channel to be excact, I love penguins, they are so sexy) Anyways, then I all of a sudden the power shut off. I was so furious!(like I said, penguins are sexy, I love them.) However, the phone rang (dunno how) and I answered the phone, there was a raspy deep voice that said, "I will haunt you until you do what I say" and I was like "What? Who is this?". Then the mysterious voice said, "Uhhh, hm, gosh, you don't remember me? From today, at the zoo...the monkey you were staring at for like 10 minutes because I happened to be smoking a cigarette, now do you know? (It was the monkey on the news earlier this year, who was smoking, I happened to be staring at the penguins MUCH longer, they are so hott!) I said, "Oh, yes, now I know remember. What do you want from me?" The monkey said, "I want you to free all the animals from the zoo." and I said, "What, are you kidding me?". The monkey said, "NO, I'm not kidding, I will haunt you forever if you don't free us!" "Okay, I will, but when could I do it?" He replied, "Tonight, at the darkest our!" (Which is midnight.) "Okay, fine." So later that night around midnight, of course, I freed all the animals from the zoo. And like every other time, they caught me. (For your info, I have freed the animals from the zoo, three other times, that son of a monkey's uncle that smokes crack! Oh, the police, not the monkey. The same police catches me every time!

I love the monkey, but penguins ROCK!) And like every other time, they took me to the psycho people hospital. I said, "NOOOO" and the penguins came to rescue me! Like I said in my other scary story, the purple penguins are extinct because I went kungfoo on them. (They tried to sacrafice me.) Anyways, incase your wondering, I keep in touch with that monkey to see how he is doing. He travels a lot,I think he is in Miami right now. I don't know, but all the other animals dominated Cananda. As for the penguins that saved me, they all stay in my room. I haven't tried to free the animals since that night. But I just that you'd like to hear my nightmare causing story!