My neighbor Matt and his wonderful family sat down to dinner one night. They lifted up the tray and their sat a big chunk of liver.

Now, Matt loved liver. His brother and Sister gaged at the sight and scurried to make a nice meal of Kraft Dinner. Matt ate over half the meal. That night, Matt satisfied with his tummy full, he heard an odd groaning sound. He looked out the window and saw nothing, so he decided not to be bothered by his bad sence of hearing. The next night, he heard it even louder. So when he woke up the next morning, he rushed to his fathers bedroom and yelled 'where did that liver come from?' His dad replied 'well, you liked it so much...' All of a sudden his sister turned up the TV and exclaimed 'look! Mrs. Skinner died!' (Our other elderly neighbor) *TV*And this morning Petunia Skinners body was found thrown behind some shrubs, missing both her livers. Police are have not released anything else yet'