Ok there was a husband and wife and they really liked to DO IT!! every night and one day thte husband had to go to russia for *business and he dint want his wife cheatin on him so he thght about goin to then SEX store and the man said to give a voodoo dikk . So the husband bought it.when he came home he told her not to use it . She said ok....but wen she left she said just to try it wont hurt...so she said Have Sex with mee....it was doin it a lot she cldnt get it to stop!! so she drove and half wasy she saw a police officer she told him the story he dint belive her so he said VOODOO DICK MY ASSS ans and then the voodoo dikk got his ASS!!