Hi my name is jake so is my dog n my friends came over one day my girlfriend and my best friend so we were all chillen in my living room... then we heard something so we went to check it out so my friend went outside and checked...nothing was there so we went back in the house and i saw my dog bleeding so i patched him out and he went for a nap so we were all board so my and my girl friend went to my room :D -my friend is telling story from here- hi...ok so i was chillen watchen t.v then the t.V all fuzzy so i played a vidio game so i was playin...the i heard foot steps from up stairs so i thought it was my friend and so i checked it out and i was walking upstairs and all i heard was my best friend and his gf haveing sex...lucky bastard well any ways i went back down stairs so then i looked out the window and there was a bird type thingy so i looked at it and it was a HUGE FUCKIN BAT!!! i was on the floor scared as fuck and i guess i passed out well i guess it might of been that jersey devil thing...or a mutated bat -by matt and jake-